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kinantot ng malas

when you get fucked by fate
when you get fucked by life
Siya ay kinantot ng malas nang siya'y makatapak ng tae.
by yayeyiyoyu November 27, 2018
mugGet the kinantot ng malasmug.

Lilly Ng

Lilly, a person who thinks she is some kind of cartoon,but after she think of herself,she always understands that she is herself,then she will wake up and finally becomes a new person a person that is kinda crass,idiot and funny, she will risen herself and sometimes will make the right decisions. Any Lilly Ngs that’s out there stop thinking your a cartoon your the best person that people ask for please! Be yourself!
Hey! Get the Lilly Ng Mug right now!
by LillyNgSumLui March 27, 2022
mugGet the Lilly Ngmug.
a nice and long sentence to charm someone
you lesbian. puting kapatid mo ng kalokohan mo. parang inbred na lesbian ang buhok mo.

(a nice sentence to say to some lesbian loser faggot.)
by elixcr December 12, 2023
mugGet the puting kapatid mo ng kalokohan mo. parang inbred na lesbian ang buhok mo.mug.

NG

NG means that ur into the sexy ass gorgeous meal Hamad he's so hot that every women wants a taste of his pp if you're NG then that means that ur a walking W you're loved by everybody and you're hot asf and Hamad wants to eat ur ass u beauty
Omg I'm such an NG
by NG_Sama September 10, 2021
mugGet the NGmug.

NG

Hey you’re a NG!
by thengoftheworld November 1, 2025
mugGet the NGmug.

NG

A name for a smart but strange person.
by Nightshade1234 December 25, 2023
mugGet the NGmug.

dagta ng kuribitbet

A white substance from 'kuribitbet' or 'pandakaki puti' plant, a Philippine tropical shrub, which is used traditionally by young boys to make their penises fully ready to be circumcized. They put a small amount of the substance around their 'burat' or glans penis which will then get very itchy. Because of the itch, they will not feel any pain as they pull down the skin covering the 'glans penis'. As the skin is being pulled down, the penis will become 'sakat'.
1. Kung hindi ka pa sakat, lagyan mo ng 'dagta ng kuribitet' 'yang burat mo. (If your penis is not yet ready for circumcision, apply some 'dagta ng kuribitbet' onto your (glans penis) dick head.
by Aoikage September 2, 2021
mugGet the dagta ng kuribitbetmug.

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