Newport monkey

dildo or any other form of self-pleasure toy

yo: i love my newport monkey i use it everyday
gurt: not very cool man

by kathred May 27, 2025

Newport White

Been to Newport?

“Hey man my Uber’s here you need a ride?”

“Nah I’ll see you tomorrow, I’m feeling in a newport white right now.”

“Niceeeee”

by Jwhull July 31, 2022

NEWPORT

NEWPORT is an acronym for Niggez Either Workin Pimpin Or Runnin Things

What is NEWPORT an acronym for?

by BeBunk May 15, 2020

Newporting

The act of jerking off in front of one’s friends. Typically done under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

BART: Dude you should’ve been at Peyton’s last night!
FRED: Why what happened?
BART: Alex did a keg stand and started newporting on the couch

by Bitchleas__feller November 23, 2024

Newport monkey

dildo or any other form of self-pleasure toy

yo: "damn is this Newport monkey good"
gurt: "the new model?"
yo: "yeah, it vibrates too!!"

by kathred May 27, 2025

Newport

The act of using a Menthol VapoRub as a sexual lubricant without disclosing to the recipient.

Man, i gave that bitch a Newport!

by anonymous February 7, 2025

newporting

Using ones rucksack to knock another friend out of the way whilst initiating in a group conversation.

“I’m sick of alex newporting me”
“Careful, don’t Newport me”

by T Powell May 9, 2018