newbie

that guy in my class lol

he just transferred,hes such a newbie.

by decides to die April 21, 2007

newbie alfredo

a sweet fake name to have when you're committing crimes

Gayby~ Mannn who the smurf spaghettied my pimp mobile??

(his imaginary friend) I bet it was that damn Newbie Alfredo!!

Gayby ~ awwwhh Snap im calling rick ross and jamie foxx Miami's gonna hear about this Poop

by Doozie July 20, 2009

Newbie

Man who works in video store, and talks very fast

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah what was that newbie
Yeah yeah yeah yeah i was about to do that

by kracks mcstiff June 12, 2009

Forum newbie

A person who is new to a forum. Usually does not take the time to read the rules for posting.

Forum newbie: HAY GUISE WHATS GOING ON IN THIS THRED LOLOLOL WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY NEW FURRY DRAWING ON DEVIANTART???

Poster #1: GTFO
Poster #2: *facepalm*

by IOUNIUOB July 2, 2009

QB newbie

Drivers over the new Q bridge in New Haven, especially summer tourists heading north and east, who cannot focus on driving due to improved views, ongoing construction, constant tight traffic in narrow lanes, and frequent rerouting.

"Stay out of that car's way, clearly he's a QB newbie!"

"Then, when you go from 91S to 95N, your lane will take a sharp 90 degree left before the bridge. Slow down and don't be a QB newbie."

by VGBaby July 10, 2012

newbie

some one that is new to smoking weed or any thing else; someone that is clumzy or stupid.

newbie: damn dude i dropped my cigs and they all fell in a puddle
JJ: you're a fuckin newbie

newbie: i cant get any smoke out of this lit blunt
JJ: you're such a newbie

by jackj January 13, 2008

Dark Newbie

1 A person of very dubious knowledge or intent, subject to extreme abuse and prejudice.

2 Someone who, deliberately or otherwise, questions the hierarchy of the community. From Lionhead Bulletin Board slang, meaning 'downright irritating and moronic'

Newcomer:
"if you go onto www.xboxmagonline.com and folllow to BC then it sais the game will com out in the uk in march 2004 and in america they dont know (maby it will come to uk first) and if you go onto www.amazon.co.uk and search for it. it is easier to go there through xboxmagonline it sais 4 march 2004 there aswell. this may mean that in the uk it is coming out in early march. no where does it say anything about coming out in america. so wen is it coming out?!!"

Regular:
Bloody dark newbies"

by Beowolf January 22, 2004