Bloody Narwhal

When a white guy sticks their nose into a girls pussy while she is on her period.

“I tried the Bloody Narwhal last night. It was the worst experience of my life. “

“I’ll never do the Bloody Narwhal again.”

by JuizeBox December 28, 2023

Angry Narwhal

When you are beyond pissed off and jam your erect penis into the eye of your significant other while making whale noises.

Last night I lost a game of Rainbow Six Siege, so I did the angry narwhal to my little sister.

by MrGhosty December 3, 2021

Narwhal Day

International holiday on March 23rd to appreciate the unique friends in your life that bring joy, much like Narwhals, the unicorn of the sea.

Did you get Monica that cup for Narwhal Day?

Yep, sure did.

by Cocoa4tu May 7, 2017

Narwhal

the savagest being created by the me the savage god. Soon they will destroy the world with their tooth. Because people hunt them.

i am so narwhal!!!! Because i shall destroy the world.........

by Xxthe savage godxX June 4, 2018

Narwhal

A unicorn of the sea.

That guy/girl next door was claiming to be a shark, but really he/she is just a narwhal.

by Snowboy Jr. December 22, 2022

Narwhal

A fish with a big sharp penis on it's head.

Your dick is like a narwhal's.

by Urban_Dicktionary69 July 31, 2017

quiet narwhal

1. Showing your middle finger to quiet people down saying "Quiet narwhal people."
2. to be quietetly fucked by your patty daddy 🍆

I just had some quiet narwhal time with my husband

by Kayah's Fried Chicken May 16, 2022