quiet narwhal

1. Showing your middle finger to quiet people down saying "Quiet narwhal people."
2. to be quietetly fucked by your patty daddy 🍆

I just had some quiet narwhal time with my husband

by Kayah's Fried Chicken May 16, 2022

Narwhals

Narwhals are not whales they are they opposite of whale. They are big fluffy and awesome and can beat a polar bear in a fight . Everyone should love narwhals

Narwhals are so cool

by Narwhals 1234 September 15, 2019

Narwhal

the unicorn of the sea

Look at the narwhal stab the fish in the water.

by The man of blood and death November 10, 2018

Narwhaling

Hitting someone so hard that there spine comes out of there back and it looks like a narwhal tusk

Dude did you see that narwhal? Narwhaling is so brutal.

by Jackweggseh March 3, 2019

Narwhal

A narwhal is another amazing and cute version of a unicorn. A sea unicorn if you will. always protect narwhals. You can also dress like a narwhal for Halloween to show your love of them!

Stranger: do you like narwhal?
You: Yeah they’re great! I love sea unicorns!

by Yourmom<333 November 10, 2021

Narwhaled

Surprise anal underwater sex.

" I went skinny-dipping with Jimmy, he Narwhaled me so hard it punctured a lung"

by SlamDogCrackers November 12, 2019

Narwhal Day

International holiday on March 23rd to appreciate the unique friends in your life that bring joy, much like Narwhals, the unicorn of the sea.

Did you get Monica that cup for Narwhal Day?

Yep, sure did.

by Cocoa4tu May 7, 2017