canadian narwhal

You freeze a Canadian fish and stick your dick through it to have sex. Proceed to fuck through the fish

I totally gave her Canadian narwhal last night

by Samoan whale October 24, 2017

Narwhal

When a person with long hair puts all of it outstretched in front of them, puts a long hair bonnet on, then ties it with multiple hair ties until completely solid. This tied hair cylinder is then inserted into a woman's anus while the tongue of the hair owner licks the woman’s vagina.

“Did you hear what happened to Jessica? She got Narwhalled last night, and she let Micheal of all people do it”

by Random N-Word March 3, 2025

Narwhal

When a women gives a man a blow job while they take a dump or a piss on the toilet.

My buddy just went into the bathroom with her and got a narwhal . She is a stickler for time management.

by Popchris45 April 14, 2019

Narwhal

A narwhal is a whale with a horn, which is actually a tooth and it can have two of them. And it eats corpses!

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The narwhal Is The MOST beautiful Thing In The Planet!

by Magic Diamond June 27, 2016

Narwhal

An under water unicorn

That narwhal looks just like a unicorn, expcept it’s under water!!

by cool_kat456 May 7, 2018

Narwhal

A chic with an unusually hard clitoris.

"Maria is a fo real narwhal, my cousin chipped a tooth on that pussy."

by SlamDogCrackers November 12, 2019

Narwhaled

Surprise anal underwater sex.

" I went skinny-dipping with Jimmy, he Narwhaled me so hard it punctured a lung"

by SlamDogCrackers November 12, 2019