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canadian narwhal

You freeze a Canadian fish and stick your dick through it to have sex. Proceed to fuck through the fish
I totally gave her Canadian narwhal last night
by Samoan whale October 24, 2017
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Narwhal

When a person with long hair puts all of it outstretched in front of them, puts a long hair bonnet on, then ties it with multiple hair ties until completely solid. This tied hair cylinder is then inserted into a woman's anus while the tongue of the hair owner licks the woman’s vagina.
“Did you hear what happened to Jessica? She got Narwhalled last night, and she let Micheal of all people do it”
by Random N-Word March 3, 2025
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Narwhal

When a women gives a man a blow job while they take a dump or a piss on the toilet.
My buddy just went into the bathroom with her and got a narwhal . She is a stickler for time management.
by Popchris45 April 14, 2019
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Narwhal

A narwhal is a whale with a horn, which is actually a tooth and it can have two of them. And it eats corpses!

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by Magic Diamond June 27, 2016
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Narwhal

An under water unicorn
That narwhal looks just like a unicorn, expcept it’s under water!!
by cool_kat456 May 7, 2018
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Narwhal

A chic with an unusually hard clitoris.
"Maria is a fo real narwhal, my cousin chipped a tooth on that pussy."
by SlamDogCrackers November 12, 2019
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Narwhaled

" I went skinny-dipping with Jimmy, he Narwhaled me so hard it punctured a lung"
by SlamDogCrackers November 12, 2019
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