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Narwhal Day

International holiday on March 23rd to appreciate the unique friends in your life that bring joy, much like Narwhals, the unicorn of the sea.
Did you get Monica that cup for Narwhal Day?

Yep, sure did.
by Cocoa4tu May 7, 2017
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Angry Narwhal

When you are beyond pissed off and jam your erect penis into the eye of your significant other while making whale noises.
Last night I lost a game of Rainbow Six Siege, so I did the angry narwhal to my little sister.
by MrGhosty December 3, 2021
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Narwhal

Look at the narwhal stab the fish in the water.
by The man of blood and death November 10, 2018
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quiet narwhal

1. Showing your middle finger to quiet people down saying "Quiet narwhal people."
2. to be quietetly fucked by your patty daddy 🍆
I just had some quiet narwhal time with my husband
by Kayah's Fried Chicken May 16, 2022
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Narwhal

A narwhal is a whale with a horn, which is actually a tooth and it can have two of them. And it eats corpses!

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by Magic Diamond June 27, 2016
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Narwhal

A fish with a big sharp penis on it's head.
Your dick is like a narwhal's.
by Urban_Dicktionary69 July 31, 2017
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Narwhal

That guy/girl next door was claiming to be a shark, but really he/she is just a narwhal.
by Snowboy Jr. December 22, 2022
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