Napoleon Dynamite

Napoleon Dynamite is a highly overrated movie. There were plenty of funny parts, and parts that show what an average day is like for many kids who get picked on and mistreated, but it's not the best movie ever. The movie is quoted and misquoted so often, that none of the jokes are even remotely funny anymore. For some reason all the 'scenesters' and 'emo kids' like this movie and idolize it. Not because they thought it was funny, but because their friend thought it was funny. This isn't even the best low-budget movies. Monty Python, Ed Wood movies, and even Barbarella kicks this movies ass!.

Kid1: "Your mom went to the college." (Do you think I'm funny now?)

Kid2: "YES OMGZ GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH I LOVE THAT MOVIE"

Kid1: "AWESOME. RAD. LETS ANNOY EVERYONE ELSE WITH OUR LAME OBSESSION"

Kid2: &&&&&&&&&&;;;;;;;;;;;;;.

by 10023n April 3, 2005

napoleon dynamite

A movie everybody started talking about because the dvd came out but nobody knew about it when it was in theatres... :P

I'll do whatever i want *GOSH*

by Jon January 22, 2005

napoleon

Proabably the sweetest charachter ever. He has nunchucks skills, bowhunting skills and is pretty good at drawing animals and warriors and stuff. Hes also pretty good with a bowstaf.

deb: and here we have some boondaggle keychains a must have for the seasons fashion

Napoleon: i already made like infinity of those at scout camp

by Ben Spector March 7, 2005

Napoleonic Complex

An insanity that usually affects people of small stature. People with napoleonic complex are easily intimidated by tall, muscular people. To make themselves feel 'bigger', they in turn pick on taller, muscular people.

Also called Short Man Syndrome.

Napoleonic Complex was named after the french emperor Napoleon Bonaparte, who overcompensated for his short stature by waging war, often for no reason (???). French people seem to be the main victims of this condition, as Nicolas Sarkozy appears to have it as well.

Angie, who was 6 feet tall at the age of 12, was frequently made fun of by pretty much everyone under the height of 4'11''. to make the most of the situation, she informed the shorties that their anger wasn't their fault, they were simply victims of the Napoleonic Complex.

by --thirteen-- September 15, 2009

Napoleon Dynamite

the sweetest lowbudget movie EVER... the plot is worth 1 milliondollers... its about a total nerd (who is still the man) that thinks hes a ninja and his life in highschool... oh my gosh sounds good

yeah there are a butt load of gangs in r school one wanted me 2 join cuz im pretty good with a bow staff

Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don: Did you shoot any?
Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah, like, fifty of them! They were surrounding my cousin! What the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Don: What kind of gun did you use?
Napoleon Dynamite: A friggin' twelve gauge, what do you think?

by apugs August 7, 2004

Napoleon Intellectual

Not a pseudo-intellectual in that they are actually pretty accomplished in their fields. However, their (often stupid and antagonistic) behaviors are driven by massive insecurities.

He has three publications out this year, but he is such a Napoleon Intellectual!

by Hsin2187 November 5, 2015

Napoleoned

A corrupt Berkshire boar fisting your arsehole raw with a unwashed trotter

I heard Tom swift got Napoleoned last night while peeling off a Mexican pancake

by Td999 March 31, 2017