Online Mating

Exclusively engaging in sexual acts within the online dating community.

Brian- "yo I'm texting this girl I met online... I'm just trying to smash."
Ethan- "oh bro, you're not online dating.. You're online mating!"

by Ethan Kaplan December 10, 2013

pot musing

A thought of a contemplating nature that comes about while doing the do at the toilette. Or smoking funny weed.

- vinnienine: "Imagine how terrifying horses would be if they were carnivorous"
- beetus_wrangler: "This is one of those magnificent showerthoughts that stands out in a sea of puns, pop culture references, and pot musings. I am genuinely terrified."
- bandalooper: "Funny, this is the one that most struck me as a pot musing."
- disintegrationist: "Can't believe this ain't on Urban Dictionary yet. I mean, wasn't."

by disintegrationist September 26, 2014

mickey mutineer

A group of assholes.

Hey it's the Mickey mutineers.

by Cstrx1 May 23, 2017

loose-moting

The new hip slang for the term 'loose motions'

Yoo my cat had a bad case of that loose-moting after the vet yesterday.

by xan01 October 18, 2023

munting

<vb> the act of munting(man+bunting).
Derogatory term used to describe when a male ballplayer (softball or kickball) strikes the ball ineffectually and hits a bunt single (an egregious offense when done intentionally).

NO MUNTING! Get back to the plate and hit again you munter!

by JohnnyL_61 October 2, 2007

mating instrument

Someone so good at sex their existance is only to please the opposite sex.

Tom: "Dude I swear I'm a mating instrument I made my girl moan so much last night!"

Max: "No, that was just a fake orgasm..."

Tom: "Why do you say that?"

Max: "Because you only lasted 11 seconds."

Tom: "Fuck you, Maxipad"

by Tombu man January 12, 2009

Muling

Muling, or to mule, is the present tense of half-assing something in a way that will likely lead to an inevitable failure. to put minimum effort in completing a certain task despite the method's obvious flaws.

i might be muling this by just stacking a bunch of random objects, but i'm sure i can reach that light.

a mule is half horse, half donkey(a.k.a. an ass) so to half-ass it, is to mule it.

by greendiamond March 29, 2014