munt

To have sex with a dead body, when at the point of orgasm another person jumps onto the belly of the corpse, causing its innards to squirt out all over your cock.

Let's find a dead lady so we can have a good, old fashioned munting

by Dave November 24, 2003

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a man who acts like a cunt

the munt was bitching because he fucked up his copier.

by valvespout August 04, 2005

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Severely damaged or disfunctional. More often applies to an object rather than a person. Basically means ruined. Application to intoxication depends upon who you talk to, to me it does not apply this way. NOT an offensive word.

"I spilled a coke on my laptop and it is fully munted"

by Groote Matt of West Island November 03, 2006

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A shit covered post-anal taint.

After the intense gape session, I looked at her munt with satisfaction and disgust.

by TorkLugnutz November 13, 2009

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n. A scrotumless male with the emotional and mental cognizance of a cunt; inability to maintain a decided course of action; manifested visions of grandiose and self importance coupled with flat affect - similar to sociopaths.

v. - mun-ty - irrational and illogical male behavior synonymous with hormonal females

Damn, girl, that guy is a total munt.

by mobeth April 20, 2010

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