Munch

I am such a Munch
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Munch

An individual who does not have long-term intentions beyond sexual intercourse.

Not to be confused with a future wife, or husband, this person is not interested in the accountability portion of healthy relationships but is solely focused on the enjoyment of intercourse. This individual often prefaces their courting rituals with "I'm not looking for anything right now" or "I'm just focusing on my ..." and uses terms such as "No strings", "Poly", and "busy" interchangeably.
"He seemed nice, but he said he's not looking for a relationship because he was focusing on his career."

"But he still wants to hit?"
"Yes"
"He a munch."
"Basically; I keep him in my phone as Delivery"
by QuantumSoFly December 08, 2022
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Munch

A food that you like the taste of.
"Aww man, have you tried this cake? It's munch!"
by BeccABitch! August 26, 2009
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Munch

A word used for describing something as good...
those shoes are pretty munch.
by mistaaCJD October 27, 2010
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but munch

The act of munching man bum as demonstrated by Edd Head Bert
Egg head had a man give him a but munch
by BF June 15, 2006
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Munch

Morning + Lunch = Munch

The new and improved version of synonym Bunch.
Earmarked for replacement of Bunch in Oxford Dictionary 2020.
Pilate : "Want to get on the lash?"
Jesus : "Sure, after Munch?"
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Munch the trunch

Trunch is British slang for prick it derives from truncheon (well what do yu think it looks like when it’s angry) and munch the trunch is what a bird does when she goes down on you to give you a blowjob. Incidentally it’s not all good news, Madonna has threatened to perform this act on anyone who votes for Hilary Clinton; I think I’d sooner have good news.
I’m emigrating! Madonna’s threatened to go down on me and munch the trunch!
by AKACroatalin October 24, 2016
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