mugjohnson

a "mugjohnson" is every thing that is visable or tangent.

Yo that mugjohnson cracked me right in my dome.

by Sam "creater of the word mugjohnson" November 14, 2007

mugloid

Fitzrovian / Dalston dialect: describes mannerisms and behaviour of first or second level or line employees of large corporations and institutions; additionally could also be used to describe lower level managers
Petty and officious behaviour

When confronted by a request that the mugloid cannot or does not know how to handle will reply with the following:
'i'm sorry sir / madam i don't make the rules around here' or;
'i'm sorry sir / madam i don't understand but i don't think we can do that'

by Fritz von Dalstonus February 19, 2009

mugworms

Adjective

Plural: Mugworms

Unspeakable people. Ugly. Nasty. Trashy. Triflin bitches.

Brittani: Oh MY God... We're going to the used book store looking like this?
Ashton: Who gives a shit?! Those people in there are total mugworms.

by Brishton October 3, 2009

Mudmoosing

A dog who is in the act of digging up your yard; A dog who is covered with mud and was obviously digging craters in your yard; the act of digging up someone's yard; digging up someone's yard with a 4 x 4 truck; doing cookies in someone's yard thus digging it up; creating any muddy mess in someone's yard in any way possible.

"Look at that, the dog is mudmoosing up the yard again." "Holy sh** stop that dog from mudmoosing up the yard!" "the kids have been mudmoosing up the yard with their dirt bikes." "I caught my x-boyfriend mudmoosing up my yard with his 4 x 4." "You stupid dog, stop mudmoosing up the yard!"

by Lars the Conqueror April 1, 2010

Mudmooser

Someone who digs up your yard; a dog who digs up your yard; a kid who digs up your yard; an x-boyfriend who digs up your yard with his 4 x 4 truck.

"That stupid mudmooser dog of mine dug up the yard again." "Look what my x-boyfriend did to the yard--he's such a mudmooser." "That mudmooser kid did this with his dirt bike, I am so going to lose my security deposit." "YOU MUDMOOSER! Stop digging holes in the yard!"

by Lars the Conqueror April 1, 2010

mugboo

a word that is commonly used to describe a person who is referred to as an idiot or twat.

that's not the right answer you mugboo

by KazzyLola August 4, 2012

mudmole

An individual with a penis, usually a man, who prefers anal sexual intercourse over that of any other form. Mudmoles can usually be determined by their shit stained penis tip/head (a stained penis tip from having too many "mud helmets," and poor hygiene).

Ex1: That Rodney is such a mudmole, every time he walks by I can smell that shit-smell wafting off the tip of his penis as it swings back and fourth in his shorts as he walks. Wash that damn thing every once in a while Rodney!

Ex2: Fernando had a reputation on the block for being quite the mudmole. He would dip his dong in anything with an asshole.

by SquirrelPimp May 8, 2014