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Satan's Mouthwash

The rare term of describing how it feels to temporarily choke on your own spit mid sentence, usually some people use this term in an angry, annoyed way (In an irrational tone of voice)
Random Guy: "Steve, this morning I just got Satan's Mouthwash 3 times!"
Other Random Guy: "That sounds horrible, Alan."
by Another Unused Spoon March 21, 2021
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Mongolian Mouthwash

A male peeing into a female’s mouth.
My husband gave me the ol’ Mongolian Mouthwash now I’m pregnant with Martians. Elon Musk help me!
by Wayne0keefe April 4, 2021
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Portable mouthwash

If you're thirsty, find yourself a squirter. Collect, Bottle, and save for later.
Portable mouthwash always quenches my thirst after a long run
by Farkle Safari January 4, 2019
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The Milwaukee Mouthwash

When a girl squirts in your mouth while she is crushing your head between her thighs
I heard Kamala gave Ron The Milwaukee Mouthwash and he couldn't talk for a week.
by Richard Waterson December 4, 2023
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rectal mouthwash

(rectal mouthwash) is when someones passed out at a party pulls down there pants and (poops) in the past out persons mouth while its open, and they swish it around while snoring. Thats (rectal mouthwash)
My drunk friend passed out with his shoes on and broke the house rules so i Plopped a big turd In his mouth and he enjoyed his snoring (rectal mouthwash)
by parachute bandit August 24, 2016
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Mouthwashing

The act of ignoring or playing down the severity of a situation, specifically in relation to abuse of people or abuse of power.

The term comes from indie horror game of the same name in which all of the events that occur are a direct result of inaction when abuse comes to light.

Mouthwash, as a product, is inherently useless when used by itself, as it is only capable of temporarily masking the smell of poor oral hygiene and not maintaining proper hygiene or fixing the cause of the smell.
Jimmy wouldn't do that, he's my friend! He's never been violent towards me!
Dude, just because a guy is your friend doesn't make him a good guy. You don't know what he does when he's not with you.

Come on, maybe she's lying to get sympathy.

Dude, do you hear yourself? You're mouthwashing right now...
I'm not I just...
Really gets rid of that bad taste, huh?
by Boliteo November 22, 2025
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Peninsula Mouthwash

A glorified blowjob where the individual performs the act while, just after using mouthwash.
(A)"I heard you got head yesterday." (B) "Even better, she gave me a Peninsula Mouthwash." (A) "You lucky motherfucker."
by garythechair August 7, 2018
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