Angry Moose Knuckle

Refers to a large, angry, heavy set girl. Many times the sex can turn violent. Semi-related to the Sea Donkey

"John, last night I accidentally hooked up with an angry moose knuckle. I thought she was going to rip my dick off"

by ballsdeep78 July 9, 2009

dirty moose knuckle

A fat chicks dirty pussy

Damn look her dirty moose knuckle

by Anggelos April 7, 2015

flying moose knuckle

its when a obeast bitch skydives and lands on someone and they get sucked up her vag cat.

OMS, did you see that guy get the flying moose knuckle?
can he breathe?
whered he go?

by MegaMarthaTheFlyinMooseKnuckle August 9, 2009

Musky Moose Knuckle

When a male wears too tight pants or skinny jeans way too long and develops under cheese

Dude, you're wearing that skinny jeans way too long, you're developing musky moose knuckle

by coach.eddie September 16, 2017

Sticky Moose Knuckle

When a man originally born and raised in Canada balls his hand into a fist, pours a reasonable amount of Aunt Jemima's Maple Syrup onto his knuckles, and shoves them inside of a woman's vagina.

"I met this keener of a broad last night at the pub and gave her the ol' Sticky Moose Knuckle eh?

by Happy Puppies December 29, 2018

Whammy Moose Knuckle

To forcefully punch a female in the vagina with your middle knuckle raised as if you are giving a half middle finger.

After that whammy moose knuckle she couldn't sit for a week!!

by RaTeDr21 February 11, 2010

Rusty Moose Knuckle

The visible remnant on ones love cannon from a freshly pounded fart box...

"Yo, Vinnie d'jou see that rusty moose knuckle on cousin Paulie?"

by th_Pizzle January 18, 2021