by MrMonotaiga October 19, 2021

A type of monkey with a minigun which is literally the coolest and sexiest alive beeing to ever exist. He is lonely and doesn't trust anyone, but when its the right time, he becomes the polla and starts to fuck everything and everyone.
Bloons TD player: Yo chat this Mono Metrallético is fucking every balloon like if a nuclear bomb
Chat: OMG he is the polla
Chat: OMG he is the polla
by Mamellas November 27, 2024

a condition in which dreams often get confused with reality, as the emotions are stronger in the dreams than in real life and thinking that things which happened in dreams happened in this reality
not to be confused with mock-etherealism, mono-etherealism is different and a condition which should be diagnosed!
by 2ligbrkjnm December 19, 2020

by Mono is my god December 22, 2020

Dude 1:dude where were you i could not find you at the strip club
Dude 2: soz bro i was fucking my-self you know just being a Mono-sexual
Dude 2: soz bro i was fucking my-self you know just being a Mono-sexual
by Hardeetoo May 23, 2019

A compliment directed towards oneself. Can sometimes be perceived as being arrogant, self-centered, or cocky. Used by only the most amazing individuals.
"so I said to my self, self you are truly amazing."
"If I was any more amazing I would be God."
"I wake up in the morning not feeling like P.Diddy."
Person 1: "I am so amazing."
Person 2: "If it wasn't for mono compliments you wouldn't get any."
"If I was any more amazing I would be God."
"I wake up in the morning not feeling like P.Diddy."
Person 1: "I am so amazing."
Person 2: "If it wasn't for mono compliments you wouldn't get any."
by assbergers sounds tasty April 30, 2014
