monkeytoothshards

A big shard of crank or meth

Hey man look at these monkeytoothshards

by Meth mutt April 15, 2019

monkeybooms498345

best tiktoker ever 🤗

“Hey bro, do you know tiktok user monkeyboomd498345?”
“No?..”
“Fucking loser 🤣”

monkeybooms498345 is very nice and sweet :)

by no it’s nto milo September 8, 2021

Monkey poo

When one hangs naked from a branch of a tree and does a poo. A variation of this can be two people hanging naked from a branch as well as holding hands and doing a poo. (Can also hang from something else at height eg: mast of boat)

Mate did you see Louis’ monkey poo last night, how did he even climb that high?

by the one and only jerusaphelt April 24, 2022

Monkeypoxville

Monkeypoxville has become another name for Sacramento, California as the town continues to enjoy a massive influx of monkeypox cases.

We stopped shooting meth on the banks of the Sacramento River when we realized that Sacramento had become Monkeypoxville and is filled with diseased and puss-covered white trash.

by Hot Franklin June 16, 2022

Monkeypox

Also know as Blister Dick 2.0, Schlong COVID and Triple H or Hershey Highway Herpes. A new disease rampant in the gay community. Causes crusty blisters on the penis with green discharge, spreading throughout the body. Highly contagious.

Stay back Jamal, I don't want your monkeypox! Hershey Highway Herpes is worsecthan regular herpes!!

I can't believe Pedo Peter touched those kids with his Blister Wand and gave them monkeypox. They look like Sloth from The Goonies now.

by Neema Bahlslicht July 27, 2022

Monkeypox

A disease spawned from the vengeful spirit of Harambee to plague the human race for his unjustly death.

Person 1:man I got cysts everywhere!
Person 2: Monkeypox is a bad omen enacted by Harambee the great.

by Capuchin for Hire August 4, 2022

monkeypox

MonkeyPox is a virus that you get when you drop food on the floor the tiny ground monkeys infest the fallen food then when you pick up the food and eat it because of the 5 second rule the monkey will infest your bloodline and have sexual activity with your red blood cells causing monkeypox

I dropped my pizza on the floor and the ate and I got monkeypox

by BananaBoi11 August 30, 2022