moldy priest

When a Catholic priest has to resort to having sex with a legal age adult

I couldn't find any of the choir boys, so I had to do a quick Moldy Priest

by Asstroman June 19, 2016

Moldy

The grade 9s

“The grade nines are so moldy!”

by not a grade 9 thank the lord June 2, 2021

Moldy

Moldy, a gaslight gatekeep girlboss who don't need no fuckin man.She is a lesbian, and is married to scenty. She is a character in hfjone.

Person 1: Who is your favorite girlboss?
Person 2: Oh, it has to be Moldy!

by hfjonefan0159391-59105 August 26, 2022

Moldy Donut

The Moldy Donut is a sex position in which you have to engage in missionary because that bitches asshole is stinky af.

Person 1: "Damn bru I finally got with that Latina last night"
Person 2: "Oh shit fr how did yall freak"
Person 1: "We had to do it in Moldy Donut cause she had some dingleberries hanging on for dear life ykwim"

by Craigs ankle moniter March 28, 2024

Moldy Kebab

A very old musty/crusted and or diseased male genitalia.

Did ya see that dude at the bath house, worst Moldy Kebab I've ever seen.

by Packet-Collector September 20, 2021

you fat slimely smellty ugly exposed moldy baloney

A roast meant to expose someone and destroy their career

Me: You fat slimely smellty ugly exposed moldy baloney.

You: I'm sowwy fo hurting yo feewings, I will never do it again...

by ThisisntUKstfu February 1, 2021

moldy mousetrap

a moldy pussy that has muscles that will clam and rip your dick off

Me:Say away from her shes got a moldy mousetrap!

You:Run AWAY!!!

by SDI Clover April 15, 2010