microsoft works

its a complete oxymoron

its called Microsoft Works but it never works!

by drummerbabe967 December 27, 2004

Microsoft

An inferior product that is out to rule the world.

Microsoft's plans for building a death star device was shut down by officepax.

by MS SUX August 11, 2005

microsoft

The bane of civilization

Damn all other systems to hell for not being able to overtake Windows as the dominant OS on the market.

by Shawn E. May 2, 2003

Microsoft Muscle

One of the only well developed muscles on gamers, especially those who have yet to grow pubic hair.

During an argument the kid or effeminate dude in his parents basement will mention how awesome he is and something about your mother

"I can't believe you lost the game for us! I was trying so hard (tears forming)... hard like my 13 year old dick with your mom!"

"Really man? Did you just rip off your bieber T-shirt and flex your Microsoft Muscle?"

by Bdamn February 25, 2011

microcorrespondence

"microcorrespondence": noun. A generally written form of correspondence in which the length of the message and/or the time required to compose it is greatly abbreviated compared to traditional methods of communication (e.g. written letters sent via postal mail). Microcorrespondence is generally electronic in nature and may or may not be addressed to more than one recipient at a time.

Twitter updates, Facebook pokes, Facebook wall posts.

"Scholars have begun to wonder whether microcorrespondence works to decrease social isolation or whether it serves to weaken the depth of the average person's social ties."

by Matthew M.C. Roberts February 23, 2008

Microsoftened

When a software package is bought out by a well known development company, and no longer works as well as it used to.

Skype used to be awesome, but now it's been Microsoftened!

by VortyZA August 25, 2011

microship

A sexual or emotional relationship that normally lasts less than a week. It could last a little longer but two weeks maximum. booty fling relationship short sweet

I've had 4 microships with women in the past 2 months.

by Slap Bass May 21, 2016