A man that farts while laying in bed and sniffs his own fart doing the dutch oven,gets so turned on by the smell of his fart,he has to Masterbate.
by williampoop23 March 29, 2009
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Bob: "Hey, honey, do you want to watch me string masterbate?"
Cathy: "Yes, that will be alot of fun. I'll go get the string, baby!"
Cathy: "Yes, that will be alot of fun. I'll go get the string, baby!"
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