Marijuana-be

One who likes to give the impression that they're a stoner, although they are inexperienced in the realm of Marijuana use.
Guy 1: "Dude, I was smoking with J, and he started geeking out after one bowl!"

Guy 2: "What a Marijuana-be."
by haha420guysismokehaha April 14, 2011
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marijuana

the coolest thing ever; a green plant; a plant you smoke
man this marijuana is the best. lets smoke more man!
by man of the hour November 08, 2002
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Marijuana

1.Drug scientifically proven to be less harmful to the liver, mind, lungs, and throat than most other substances. Something physically HARMLESS but can become a depressant in excess. Like any other fucking thing you enjoy.

2. Substance which needs to be legalized to help the economy at the expense of no one. Something kept on the back burner of pussy Democrats who represent a progressive agenda or something that is mindlessly criticized by over zealous and incompetent jesus freaks in the republican party.
Marijuana has been known to relax the soul and open the mind
by Nnivy June 23, 2010
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marijuana

the best thing in the world. it makes you feel like everything is perfect.

just dont EAT it like in pot butter or just, ya know however you eat it if you don't do weed a lot because then you might get paranoid, think you are going to die, and then tell your parents that you did it.

you can only overdose on marijuana if you use as much as your body weight which is like impossible.

many studies say it doesn't cause cancer.

it helps clean out your arteries and veins and stuff.

it's good for you.

by biiitch October 13, 2006
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Marijuana

For God so loved the world that he left his only begotten BUD. AKA Marijuana
by Michael Sanchez January 26, 2007
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marijuana

green. pot. grass. mary jane. french toast. dank.
hey im johnny i smoke marijuana.
by christopher wells December 10, 2006
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Marijuana

Something that most people on the internet claim to love, yet the majority of them have probably never used it. And even those who actually have, probably only smoke it occasionally while claiming to smoke it daily. It does not take a special kind of person to smoke it, nor does it make you a special kind of person for smoking it. It does not make you a gangster, hippie, revolutionary, etc., only your beliefs do. If you do happen to smoke it, it's just a minor detail.
Saying you smoke marijuana doesn't make you any more interesting than it does to say you breathe oxygen. Whether you do smoke it or you don't, it's not a big deal in any way.
by Nerd Please May 27, 2009
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