Mantis

A hunch back or a person with bad posture. Often named Dillon and only have good posture when sitting on a ski lift with their book bag on.

An idiot the worst posture awfully horrible horrible posture Mantis

by youarenotthemantis February 14, 2014

Praying Mantis

A man that preys on females in their own circle of friends but never pulls outside this group...

That paul is a Praying mantis man, never pulls outside the group!!

by Pickwick the Rabbit June 22, 2006

mantis

Zorak from Space Ghost

Zorak on SGC2C: I am the lone locust, er, MANTIS of the apocalypse!

by ronnie April 18, 2005

Praying Mantis

A girl that walks like a fucking praying mantis and stalks people all the time. She has huge bug eyes and no boobs. She will usually have an annoying nasally voice and will chew gum obnoxiously loud.

Person 1: My friend won't stop following me and wont stop chewing gum.
Person 2:Youve got a Praying Mantis.

by 1621122 November 3, 2011

Mantids

What Dave calls Mantises

"Hey Dave, are you looking for mantids"
"Why aren't you looking for mantids"

by Matt September 24, 2004

The Forbidden Mantis Technique

A forbidden technique which invokes the frenzied tearing and trashing power of a mantis mid-battle. Originally performed by LenKu Amada.

"He would just go Mantis on you."
"He couldn't compare to my mantis."
...
"That was nice."

by LenKu Amada May 11, 2004

Mantis

A gay dude who wears a lot of bird shirts and walks like a praying mantis. This person is also known to grossly over-exaggerate everything.

Jeff: Hey, check out my new bird shirt. I got it at Express because it has a bird on it, and I liked the color.
Kris: Um, nice.
Jeff: Feel this fabric.
Kris: Uh, I can’t dude. I sprained my finger playing Halo.
<Later that night>
Jeff: Hey Logan, did you hear that Kris broke his collar bone in a bar fight last night?
Logan: You are such a mantis.
Jeff: Cassandra’s left nipple is purple. :(

by Laura Conroy November 20, 2007