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Mayonnaise maker

1. Another word for penis

2. The tool used to wean and convert lesbians and virgins into useful, productive members of society.

3. A body organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and for making important life decisions.

4. If you're a man- it's that thing between your legs. If you're a woman, it's that thing that should be between your legs. Basically, a long shaft connected to a set of dangly balls that provides pleasure through friction.A pleasure making machine for both sexes.
Boyfriend : *Caresses girlfriend's ass* Those buns just look so tight in that miniskirt.

Girlfriend :*Blushes* is that your Mayonnaise maker rubbing against my buns ?

Boyfriend : *Hugs her from the back and kisses her neck while caressing her slender waist* Buns are better with Mayonnaise.

Girlfriend : *Turns around kisses his lips and whispers* I am not wearing any panties and i want your Mayonnaise inside me.

*She opens her legs, sits up & unzips his pants, & lifts herself higher above his dick & just slowly sinks herself onto his throbbing cock & starts pumping back & forth real hard & fast*

Boyfriend:*Begins to moan and hum until a point that he cannot hold himself back. He hugs her tightly and cums into her with his mayonnaise maker* Wow, you really know how to milk my meat down !
by zingeraddict October 30, 2011
mugGet the Mayonnaise makermug.

caca maker

an ass.
usually the bigger the ass the bigger the trusco.
by pushups with steve May 21, 2006
mugGet the caca makermug.

Basket Maker

A person who weaves in and out of traffic at high speeds on the highway during rush hour traffic, as if they were weaving a basket.
That bitch thinks just because she drives a Bmw she can be a Basket Maker!
by Crancan March 25, 2009
mugGet the Basket Makermug.

cake maker

when a male ejaculates in a condom and cuts off the tip and squezzes the jizz on her like a cake maker does with frosting.
last night i totally made that bitches cake, therfore im a cake maker.
by Jhon Doe May 15, 2006
mugGet the cake makermug.

Twin Maker

Possesser of unfeasibly large testicles with potential to spawn multiple embryos with just a casual glance.

Also so named as a result of the ability to create two individuals out of a single winger.
Preavalent in urban sofa environments since the mid 80s.
Questionable parentage.
Dood, don't deke the Twin Maker, he'll fuck you up!
by Intoxicated Goat December 7, 2013
mugGet the Twin Makermug.

Sus maker

someone who specializes in sus
by thedroop6 January 16, 2021
mugGet the Sus makermug.

load makers

Boyfriend: I wish I was there to fondle with your load makers! Girlfriend: Wym? A woman’s genitals.
by B-rizzle May 15, 2022
mugGet the load makersmug.

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