Mag Job

A Mag Job or "Magglio" refers to fellatio from a morbidly obese trashy whore wearing wrap around sunglasses made famous by major league baseball player Magglio Ordonez.

I flung open the door to find that land whale giving him a hard core Mag Job!

by moses malone2 February 15, 2010

Fag Mag

any male or female that attracts gay males willingly or unwillingly.

Dude you always talk to al the good looking gay guys, your such a fag mag.

by limp1210 January 17, 2010

mag out

To puke while drunk or during a hangover

hahah shit I heard mark magged out yesterday nite

by RagePrblm May 31, 2003

Fag Mags

Akimbo .44 Magnums used in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2
often accompanied by FMJ through the Bling Pro Perk

"DUDE I just pwned you with my Fag Mags!"

Noobs use Noob Tubes but real pros use Fag Mags!

by Fag Magster December 14, 2009

poo mag

Magazine you bring to the bathroom while you do your business.

I lost my poo mag, so I had nothing to read while I dropped a bomb.

by I love crap March 29, 2009

Mag Dumping

The sexual act of shitting, pissing, cumming, and spitting on a partner all at the same time.

Hey Tim, I straight started mag dumping on Catherine last night.

by MynameCope October 30, 2023

Blue Mags

Noun; The unsatisfied and disappointed feeling that arises when a trip to the shooting range ends abruptly due to unforseen circumstances before a single shot is fired. Similar to Blue Balls, but involving guns, not ejaculation.

"My buddy and I loaded up about 1000 rounds of ammo last night, and when we got to the range today, it was closed due to vandalism. Now we have a serious case of blue mags..."

by Thisguy41487 May 28, 2014