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Mach

Mach is the measurement according to the speed of light. In 2018, studies showed that 90% of teens learned the word from 'The Flash' and the other 9.7% learned it from the classic "Yo momma so fat her stomach grows at the rate of mach 4. The last .2% can't do math. The word is commonly used as a replacement from the term 'Light-o-meters' because the prhase upset the military task force in charge of greeting the Light side.
I" believe you can't even run a mach, Caitlyn." "Well sucks for you Barry she doesn't have super speed!"
by K8isGr8M8 August 7, 2017
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Paper Mache Puppy

• The result of your dog having sex with your homework after you have completed the assignment
"Sorry Miss Berok, I can't hand in my homework because my dog made Paper mache puppy's with it.."
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Mach Jesus

Mach Jesus is a way to describe something faster than anything in the universe.
If you cant measure how fast the "object" is going, just say "Mach Jesus".
Mach is something used to measure speed.
"News reporter: A missile headed towards a random island going mach jesus has been detected by the navy"
by SidneysHandle404 February 19, 2024
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Mach-sheifelah.

A conjunction of two words; one, Yiddish, the other, Hebrew; A female who fakes the persona of a caring, pleasant, and outstanding individual who could "do no wrong", when, in actuality, said individual is a witch.
Rivky, the woman who recites Psalms as she walks the streets, is a full-fledged Mach-sheifelah.
by JWR Eitor in Chief July 15, 2025
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dylan mach

Best all around person. Struggles with a couple of things at almost any time. Extremely attractive, and free spirited. He loves God, and food.
by Bynisper July 8, 2017
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Mache

Spanish Nickname attributed to “María José”. “Ma” is for María and “che” is for José. It can also work the other way around: “José María” is “Chema”.

This is a very unique name, given to a very unique person. Anyone would be lucky to be around her. She always smiles and she is not a pushover.

She would teach you how to love and be loved. Every time you look at her you will skip a breath because she is beautiful.

Do not confuse with “Mâche” which is a type of salad.
Tomas: Hey! What is the name of that beautiful girl over there?

Friend: You mean the one with curly hair, freckles and glasses?
Tomas: Yes!

Friend: Her name is Mache.
by Honeysweetybby November 22, 2021
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