Mach

Mach is the measurement according to the speed of light. In 2018, studies showed that 90% of teens learned the word from 'The Flash' and the other 9.7% learned it from the classic "Yo momma so fat her stomach grows at the rate of mach 4. The last .2% can't do math. The word is commonly used as a replacement from the term 'Light-o-meters' because the prhase upset the military task force in charge of greeting the Light side.

I" believe you can't even run a mach, Caitlyn." "Well sucks for you Barry she doesn't have super speed!"

by K8isGr8M8 August 7, 2017

Paper Mache Puppy

• The result of your dog having sex with your homework after you have completed the assignment

"Sorry Miss Berok, I can't hand in my homework because my dog made Paper mache puppy's with it.."

by Error Gaming June 13, 2023

too mach

a thing that .Smith would say when he's bored

ok

"Kingslayer you too mach talking"
"Fusey you eat too mach"
"u play too mach no good"

by Samoplush January 13, 2021

Mach Finger Butthole

Stemmed from an inside joke about Pizza Tower, "Mach Finger Butthole" Is a nonsense term referring to a rambunctiously high speed.

Bro... he's going mach finger butthole..

What the fuck?

by ZynexGD December 10, 2024

Ich mach dich pepsi!

Ich mach dich pepsi! Is a german expression used when you are on your way killing someone in a video game.

Lorenz (looking at a an enemy): "Ich mach dich pepsi!"
Enemy: **confused screaming**

by Schloch December 13, 2022

Mach-sheifelah.

A conjunction of two words; one, Yiddish, the other, Hebrew; A female who fakes the persona of a caring, pleasant, and outstanding individual who could "do no wrong", when, in actuality, said individual is a witch.

Rivky, the woman who recites Psalms as she walks the streets, is a full-fledged Mach-sheifelah.

by JWR Eitor in Chief July 15, 2025

mach and ach

to eat then smoke marijuana, or the other way around.

Yo, you tryin to mach and ach?

by Jeff Murray May 5, 2005