A person with a small penis.
by Lake808 October 27, 2022
Get the Coda-mayomug. by WaiKai March 25, 2017
Get the double mayomug. Another word for cum.
by tablesauce December 31, 2016
Get the bed mayomug. by Swampdonkee77 July 18, 2021
Get the Vampire mayomug. The Term Mayo Dick is that similar to the term Ketchup Dick as it relates to firefighters. A mayo dick on the other hand is typically a Burned out EMT, Paramedic or First Responder. A typical mayo dick is an individual who feels Fire Departments are pointless and waste taxpayer dollars to have shiny new trucks and fancy gear. Most mayo dicks feel EMS is the only public service that should be funded by municipalities. A mayo dick will typically be white and jiggly and have done the bare minimum when it comes to exercise. You can often times find a mayo dick sitting with their feet up in a lazy chair getting off to the shows Trauma, Live Fire or night watch.
by Ilovecats99 April 7, 2022
Get the Mayo Dickmug. when ur bitch is sucking your dick in the shower and you cumm on the top of her head and you say "thanks, now make me a sandwich!!"
by ChannonMitchosky July 23, 2012
Get the mayo shampoomug. The moment when a person has greasy and unwashed hair while it looks undesirable.
It represents a warning about how you should was your hair ASAP.
It represents a warning about how you should was your hair ASAP.
P1:Damn girl, you got the mayo hair!
P2: I know, I didn't have water for 6 days...
P1: Pay your bills.
P2: I know, I didn't have water for 6 days...
P1: Pay your bills.
by iliea968 January 30, 2023
Get the mayo hairmug.