Lumpy Punany

A crotch that one initially thought was a vagina but turns out to be a penis.

Yo, bro, I was making out with someone I met at a bar, and I reached down and found out that she was a he. I was shocked to feel her lumpy punany.

by Larry from Kansas February 29, 2012

Lumpy dump

Basically a turtle head after eating corn on the cob

Yo that was a lumpy dump. No more corn on the cob please

by Oceandining November 9, 2025

Lumpy Rutherford

When you are doing the horizontal boo with a hot GILF and you just move the full depends aside.

Oh man, once she got the dentures out things got hot n heavy and I went straight Lumpy Rutherford on the old girl.

by mmalcontent November 12, 2023

lumpy maneuver

Blowing into someone's large intestine to give them CPR. It's considered 100% ineffective and fatal.

Did you hear how he just did the Lumpy maneuver on that guy? What an idiot.

by Shailushai December 22, 2023

lumpy chunks

the result of a gassy friend consuming big red

mom!!! emma left lumpy chunks on my floor!!!!!

by yourlocalstainlesssteeldumpste April 24, 2017

Lumpy Space Princess

An obese person in clothing that wears clothes at least 2 sizes too small, shorthand LSP

That lady in a onesie is a Lumpy Space Princess! Stay away from her you’ll contract a case of the lumps

by Stankypanky69 March 31, 2020

lumpy dumpling

The act of feeding a morbidly obese white woman takis and laxatives then proceeding to stuff her in a sleeping bag, ensuring the top is tightly secured so vacuum seal is achieved. Thus resembling a lumpy dumpling.

Me: Yo bro, that fat white lady would be the perfect candidate for a lumpy dumpling.

Bro: I’ll get the takis

by Mr Cum Dump June 3, 2024