lumpy chumpy booger eating chumpy

a really fat disgusting man and is bumpy

woah that guy is fat as hell he is a lumpy chumpy booger eating chumpy

by Good old spanner November 11, 2022

Lumpy Rug

Pubic hair that has bumps , most likely herpes or some other form of STD.

I went down on her and she had a lumpy rug! She must get around!

by Dezire July 23, 2011

Lumpy Space Princess

An obese person in clothing that wears clothes at least 2 sizes too small, shorthand LSP

That lady in a onesie is a Lumpy Space Princess! Stay away from her you’ll contract a case of the lumps

by Stankypanky69 March 31, 2020

Lumpy Rutherford

When you are doing the horizontal boo with a hot GILF and you just move the full depends aside.

Oh man, once she got the dentures out things got hot n heavy and I went straight Lumpy Rutherford on the old girl.

by mmalcontent November 12, 2023

lumpy maneuver

Blowing into someone's large intestine to give them CPR. It's considered 100% ineffective and fatal.

Did you hear how he just did the Lumpy maneuver on that guy? What an idiot.

by Shailushai December 22, 2023

Lumpy Head

A disease that you catch from having sexual interactions with a Phish Phan

Last night I slept with this phish phan and woke with a Lumpy Head

by Birdryder February 22, 2024

Lumpy Punany

A crotch that one initially thought was a vagina but turns out to be a penis.

Yo, bro, I was making out with someone I met at a bar, and I reached down and found out that she was a he. I was shocked to feel her lumpy punany.

by Larry from Kansas February 29, 2012