loan anh

loan anh is a beautiful person inside and outside. an intellectual who deserves nothing but the best. a loan anh will always be there for you and you should always be there for them too.

- i wish i could be friends with a loan anh
- me too :( they're the best

by whzlien August 28, 2017

barbecuing a loan

Male masturbation

Oh mate my mum walked in and I was barbecuing a loan, worst thing ever!

by Blake00 March 28, 2013

Dirty Loan

When you loan an item to someone, and that person loans the same item to someone else without your permission

Don't lend that DVD to Chris - last time I lent him something I found out he pulled a dirty loan on me and never got it back.

by Kahunaville Ox Val RIP March 14, 2011

wet loans

When you provide financial assistance to a female in the hopes of engaging in sexual intercourse.

Pat from Chicago is already down $500 on his wet loans to his hot sorority intern.

by WetLoanGuy October 25, 2022

loan shark

A sad shark all by itself.

Awww, look at the lil' loan shark.

by Jake July 24, 2004

loan shark

A guy who will lend you money when no one else will, but extort you in interest and totally kick your ass if you don't pay.

A loan shark lent me $500. I couldn't pay it back, so I bought a one-way plane ticket to Siberia.

by T. Tan July 22, 2004

loan shark

A private individual who will, normally at grossly inflated interest rates, lend a person money. Repayment is compulsory or injury may occur. Commonly attributed to the criminal underworld

Person #1: Could I borrow a grand off you, I swear I'll pay it back.

Loan Shark: Oh, you will, believe me you will.

by Lazlo Woodbine July 24, 2004