Lightning McQueen

When you are having sex with someone and you take out your penis and put a hot wheels car in place of your dick
I have a hot wheels in my vagina because my boyfriend gave me the Lightning McQueen
by I smell pickle February 27, 2021
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Lightning Position

A sex position normally performed in an abandoned barn or open field during a lightning storm. No animals required.

One individual squats down with his/her hands tied behind their head and blindfolded, then, the other individual puts a dingdong into their mouth, gets under the squatting individual, and uses vertical force to try and shove the dingdong up the anus of the squatting individual quickly... the squatting individual will normally make an erotic sound similar to that of thunder while flashing their nipples, resembling lightning.
Larry got that bitch in lightning position, but his dingdong was too big to shove up the anus.
by jtownman123 August 22, 2009
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Lightning McQueen

The main character in Pixar's latest animated film, Cars. He's the red #95 car sponsored by Rust-eze Medicated Bumper Ointment.
Lightning McQueen: I'm a precision instrument of speed and aerodynamics!
Mater: You hurt your what?
by EsbenT September 02, 2006
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Lightning Fusion

In the visual power of Lightning comes the secret to unlimited clean energy for planet earth by way of nuclear fusion
For example- with the use of a one hundred year old device invented by Nikola Tesla himself which may reproduce man made lightning bolts up to tens of feet in length is the driving source of power to stimulate the isotopes of hydrogen bound in simple but special form of water- the end of the energy crisis is within site-thus lightning fusion has come about for a world that desperately need s a solution-time will tell- solomon azar-december 2008
by sambo sami suleiman azar December 08, 2008
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Jewish Lightning

To set fire to, and burn down completely (arson) a property in order to collect insurance money. The Jewish connotation refers to the Jew's love of money and therefore unwillingness to spend money (and therefore commit insurance fraud).
"Jerry got most of his money when his place got hit by Jewish Lightning."

or

"Ben Steinfeldenstein's deli was the fortunate victim of Jewish Lighting, and he can now afford that new house."
by josefresco March 13, 2008
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Ride the lightning

A harsher alternative meaning for "go with the flow."

Going with the flow implies just going with whatever happens.

Since lightning is so fast, deadly, etc., "riding the lightning" denotes a "fuck it all" mentality in which the person is so fed up, that they ultimately concede and just adapt or let themselves go to arbitrary circumstance, no matter how austere or violent it may be.
"I can't take this shit no more..."
"Aww, fuck it all. Just go with flow, ride the lightning..."
by cleon24769 April 23, 2008
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greased lightning

When he heard you were coming, he left like greased lightning.
by Light Joker October 19, 2005
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