Bobby: The Chinese government is great. They can never do no wrong.
Jon: Ok leather breath. Keep boot licking.
Jon: Ok leather breath. Keep boot licking.
by joeycommet45 February 13, 2020
A Suave, confident, ex-fighter pilot who has grown disillusioned with the way of the world today and cant understand why the jacket just cant be a jacket...Not to be confused with an indiana jones type person, a leather jones is much more calculated, deliberate and never cavalier.
"Man I think that guys a real Leather Jones" "Wow what a way to pull off the Leather Jones" "you could really do with a bit of leather jones in your life"
by Leather Jones July 05, 2012
The equivalent of beef curtains, refers to the testicles of a male who fake tans way too much and has thus ruined their physical appearance, not that they held much aesthetic value to begin with.
"Did you see her new boyfriend? He tans more than she does...I'm sure he's carryin a set of extreme leather pingpongs. Gross."
by LeahLauren January 15, 2009
The actual definition of this word refers to a pistol clearing (being drawn from) it's leather holster. Got started back in the days when police officers and federal agents still used leather duty holsters
Police Officer 1: Did you hear what happened yesterday? Chuck had to clear leather on a suspect!
Police Officer 2: No shit! What happened?
Police Officer 1: Shots fired, he killed the guy. Apparently he pulled a knife on Chuck
Police Officer 2: No shit! What happened?
Police Officer 1: Shots fired, he killed the guy. Apparently he pulled a knife on Chuck
by cj.rodz January 21, 2012
When, after a party or rave involving excessive grinding of the groin upon a female's buttocks, the penis loses feeling (and occasionally purpose) for hours following the event.
"Dude, I was at the rave last night"
"Sounds awesome bro"
"Yeah, except I got a crazy case of Leather Dick, I can't feel shit down there"
"Sounds awesome bro"
"Yeah, except I got a crazy case of Leather Dick, I can't feel shit down there"
by Richie McCringledick March 03, 2012
'Eat the leather bagel!' roughly translated means 'Please give me a rim-job'.
First coined by Russell Brand.
First coined by Russell Brand.
by Dr Ferret February 19, 2014
When you are sick, and cant breathe through your nose, and when you wake up in the morning your toungue is like a dried up piece of leather.
by theonetheycallthevisionthatbaresthegift April 28, 2005