To take two doses of Tylenol PM, chug a bottle of Ex-Lax, and see how many Pokemon you can catch on your favorite gaming system before you pass out and shit yourself.
"Dude, your mom said you had the worst food poisoning this weekend."
"Nah, I decided to try the Snore-Lax a couple of nights ago and it got out of hand. The good thing is that I beat my old record by 3!"
"Nah, I decided to try the Snore-Lax a couple of nights ago and it got out of hand. The good thing is that I beat my old record by 3!"
by DTP Dominos December 02, 2018
the kmhs jv lacrosse team is so dirt lax that they proceeded to bend st mary's over and rape them 17-0
by d1rt l@xer March 29, 2009
a lax bro is a guy who plays the dope sport called lax. He acts pretty gay, using language like “broski” , “stoked”, and “brah” to communicate with other fellow lax bro members. They grow their hair to their shoulders which is known as “the flow”. 99.999% of the time a lax bro is white and originates from the east coast of America. They drive yachts, get hoes, and wear preppy clothing like vineyard vines polos, madras, rainbow reefs, high white socks, and hemp necklaces. Some common lax bro names are Shawn, Chad, Todd, Brian, and Brett. Lax is their god, and he will always come first. #BrosBeforeHoes #LaxBeforeHoes
*Arrives at Nantucket*
Cassie: “Wow, so many hotties! What species are they?!”
Chelsea: “They are known as the lax bros.”
Cassie: “Wow, so many hotties! What species are they?!”
Chelsea: “They are known as the lax bros.”
by Shookums666 August 15, 2018
Hey! Smooth move, Ex-lax!
by Tenacious Faulker April 16, 2009
Anytime a group of bro's pick up their lax wands and toss around for an extended period of time, mostly throwing behind-the-back and underhand passes. Also common, but not neccesary to the lax sesh: some brews, some bowls, the occasional babe, dispatch, dave matthews, o.a.r., jeep wranglers, hemp anklets, board shorts, lax pennies, polos, madrass, reefs, rainbows, aviators, and a good flow/ mullet.
by Devlon April 10, 2007
Ridiculously long and wild hair often found poking out the back of a lacrosse players helmets. Lax cabbage is not meant to look good in every day life but to look "sick" while playing lacrosse.
by BroLaxLaxBro December 11, 2015
by ..ghetto.hoeass November 15, 2018