Lavender Baby

A child concieved in a lavender marriage. In which, at least one of the spouses was homosexual. This is usually to make others think that the spouse(s) are completly heterosexual.

Tommy- "My parents are gay"
Mike- "But don't you have a mom and a dad"
Tommy- "Yeah, but my parents married each other and had me to try and convince themselves and others that they were straight, but they aren't."
Mike- "Ohhh, so you're a lavender baby."

by danibanana31 October 11, 2011

Lavende

The girl who called this name love Jimmy Choo. Buy her one.

Omg You are lavende , sheesh u wearing jimmy choo

by Tom Hollee Shiet November 23, 2021

Lavender

She is a beautiful girl with a heart of gold and sensitivity. She is mighty and smart. Everybody loves Lavender! Lavender is good at every sport and every instrument. She is amazing!

Lavender will go to the playground today and all the girls will want to be her friend.

by Stassi_xox November 23, 2021

Lavender Sky

When the sky is so cloudy that you can't see the sun nor your shadow. This results in a cool temperature, but there's also no rain or snow.

It's a bit overcast today, but it looks like we just have a lavender sky.

by NTBG May 18, 2023

Lavender C

✨An awesome friend who deserves to be on this website✨

Girl 1: did u see Lavender C today?
Girl 2: yeah, I wish I could be as nice and beautiful and kind and awesome as her.

by Soy_The_Nice_One June 26, 2023

Lavender city

Lavender city is a mediocre MCR rip-off with a pedophilic lead singer who can't keep his hands to himself

Yo dude you ever heard of lavender city?

I wish I hadn't...

by Fuckyousethgrimard November 12, 2023

lavender phaze

If you are only in a relationship with expectation of money/gifts or other perks. And you would not be with them if they weren't spending money on you. You definitely aren't in the lavender haze of true love, but in a lavender phaze of dishonest,corrupt, and despicable intentions concerning the heart.

She will probably dump him after two more trips to Florida and a set of veneers! She is in her lavender phaze!

I feel a lavender phaze coming on every time he takes me out! Cha-ching!!!

by Michele Wordjuicer April 29, 2023