Laundry Man

Cockney rhyming slang for a man/woman who is a specialist in money laundering.

"I can't go out tonight, I gotta see the Laundry Man run a few reddies through the washing machine."

by The-Twitching-Peanut November 17, 2005

Doing Laundry

v. Code word for drinking alcohol. Can commonly be confused with actually washing clothing; can lead to confusing conversations.

Emily: What are we doing tonight?

Laura: Doing laundry. ;)

Emily: Great. Where's the detergent?

by Garlic Hummus April 01, 2009

folding laundry

the act of masturbation

When I read that hot email you wrote me, I had to go fold some laundry.

by alex chase February 02, 2004

dirty laundry

A term possibly invented by Don Henley of the Eagles in his song of the same title. Junk news. Gossip. Heresay blown way out of proportion by the news media.

Don: "..Got the bubble headed bleach blond, comes on at 5..she can tell you 'bout the plane crash with a gleam in her eye...get the widow on the set..give us dirty laundry."

by psiscott April 09, 2006

Laundry Fairy

The mythical, benevolent being who invisibly swoops in and magically changes the stinking mountain of dirty laundry into freshly washed, dried, and folded garments, artfully stacked and organized, and, possibly, even delivered to the bedrooms of the actual owners/wearers of the clothing. This is done for the sheer delight and personal gratification of the Laundry Fairy, who has absofuckinglutely nothing better to do in life, so no thanks or reciprocity is necessary. Really. However, Laundry Fairies have been known to file for divorce, kick children out of the house, and shove random baskets of laundry up the rectal orifices of housemates. Extreme Caution, and doing your own damn wash, is strongly advised if the Laundry Fairy begins mumbling about power chainsaws.

Q: Why are all John's clothes suddenly that weird pink color?

A: He didn't know how to sort his wash, dude, and apparently the Laundry Fairy finally went postal - he's lucky to not be in a body bag.

by Cinnamon67 October 05, 2011

dirty laundry

clothes that are temporarily unwearable on account of excessive odor, grass stains, blood stains,I just missed my mouth stains, I just shit my pants stains, I just crawled out of a hole stains, I just kicked an old person stains,I just murdered a busload of people stains, and/or dirt stains.

My parents just made me throw my dirty laundry into a bucket that says: HAZARD; BIOLOGICAL WASTE.

by harharanemu April 02, 2006

Laundry Basket

A weapon of fatal forehead destruction.

Eric and Danielle go tobogganing. Eric is fatally wounded by a sudden laundry basket accident.

by Johnny P. October 26, 2004