When a man drops his pants and you cant tell if what you see is a small penis or and large clit, what you see is a Klett.
John: Dude I was so surprised last night.
Jim: Why?
John: Well Cory acts so cool I thought he had a big penis.
Jim: And?
John: He has a fuckin Klett. That shit was funny.
Jim: Why?
John: Well Cory acts so cool I thought he had a big penis.
Jim: And?
John: He has a fuckin Klett. That shit was funny.
by John Bateman December 19, 2009
Get the Klett mug.Kelet is a creature that lives within our minds and Aether space of the real world.
A soulless and heartless creature that makes life out of appearing in the sight of the dillusional or demented..... or those going insane... They help the process along. Kelets also suddenly appear without warning at times.
These creatures hang around and engulf their victem into the depths of insanity further to the point of no return. They feed off the chaotic thoughts and scattered emotions.... they love the taste of fear...
Kelets do not show any form of emotion outside of the gawking face.... When unhappy they make a loud sound which is most like this.... "UrrR!! URRR!!" and still do not change their expression much at all. The Kelet is an amazing creature of death and horror at which not even the most disturbing of nightmares can phase. They are also only known to attack when touched.... or at a completely random time... they have been known to be utterly calm... then just lean over and bite off the top of your head. Few live to speak otherwise.
A soulless and heartless creature that makes life out of appearing in the sight of the dillusional or demented..... or those going insane... They help the process along. Kelets also suddenly appear without warning at times.
These creatures hang around and engulf their victem into the depths of insanity further to the point of no return. They feed off the chaotic thoughts and scattered emotions.... they love the taste of fear...
Kelets do not show any form of emotion outside of the gawking face.... When unhappy they make a loud sound which is most like this.... "UrrR!! URRR!!" and still do not change their expression much at all. The Kelet is an amazing creature of death and horror at which not even the most disturbing of nightmares can phase. They are also only known to attack when touched.... or at a completely random time... they have been known to be utterly calm... then just lean over and bite off the top of your head. Few live to speak otherwise.
by BiRELL December 1, 2003
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