Kinder Chocolate Surprise

When your dog leaves you a surprise on the floor.... (shit).

"Man, why does my room stink so bad?"
"Maybe your dog left you a Kinder Chocolate Surprise somewhere?"

by pseudocivvy August 04, 2022

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aiden kinder

A cool dude who gets the girls but is a bigot and cannot be trusted as he gets carried away with himself

You've lost my trust Aiden Kinder.

by The name definer.com June 08, 2017

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Kindere Adulti

Pronunciation: Keen-druh Uh-doll-tee

Definition: noun;
Word for adult child(ren).

A child who has reached the age of majority.

My kindere adulti is a doctor.

My kindere adulti is coming home for the holidays.

by Xoxosunset October 14, 2021

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Kinder-egging

A sexual term, referring to a threefold experience. The first part of the experience is the consumption of sedatives or 'downers', such as ketamine, the second part is the recieving of sexual gratification via the partners (or 'eggers') hand stimulation, the third part is the 'surprise' (hence the name), usually something along the lines of throwing the reciever off of a bridge or footpath, into a river or canal just as their sexual climax is experienced.

-He kinder-egged her good on Martin's bridge, right into the water and she was pissed!
-She gave me a right kinder-egging the other night!

by thealmightybasstardo April 13, 2011

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