kim jong II

Dictator of North Korea who enjoy's rubbing his titties together and yelling "KUMBAYA, MY LORD!"

Fuck Kim Jon II. Simple.

by Nuckra April 28, 2004

Kim Jong Un

1. Some fat fuck cunt that rules an entire country and manages to be the only fat bastard in an entire country
2. A person with a micro penis

The mf kim jong un definatly packing a chode

by SadCat316 July 17, 2022

Kim Jong un

Big smoke, if he's Asian.

Kim jong un: ill have two number 9s, a number 45 with a cheese and extra dip. I'll be the one and only unrivalled fat person in entire N-Korea. (maniacal dictator laugh)

by Saitama 777 December 03, 2020

Kim Jong Un

The "Rocket man" Himself.

Trump: Haha, Rocket man's on a suicide mission.

Kim Jong un: Well Trump is a blond hair toad.

by JustinTheBeiver September 22, 2017

Kim Jong-awesome

adj. something so awesome that the word awesome doesn't suffice. The superior awesome, the great awesome, if you will. An awesome so awesome it can be related to the great leader. We will re-educate you if you disagree.

Caitlin: Were you at that party last weekend?
Andrew: Yeah! It was Kim Jong-awesome!

by J.love March 02, 2008

Kim Jong Il

A better alternative for Bush Jr

KIm Jong Il does not needs elections!

by VJS January 28, 2005

Kim Jong un

Some North Korean crackhead who liked nukes and the military (but he's a dictator)

Kim Jong un also mistakes lunch for launch

by It's probably true what I told April 18, 2016