keyd

Intoxicated, ie. drunk

Dude we were so keyd last night,She told me she wanted to get keyd, Bro lets get keyd

by DoWerk December 30, 2007

keyboard crunchies

The crumbs of various foodstuffs found when the keyboard is turned upside-down, and shaken or banged on the desk. These usually consists of, but are not limited to: Cheez-its, Doritos, sandwich/bread crumbs, dust and hair.

"My God! I just cleaned out my keyboard, and I had enough Keyboard crunchies to feed a third-world nation!"

by Will_Z September 19, 2005

kendo

japanese fencing. The objective of this sport is to hit the opponent with your sword/sinai (duh). Valid targets are head, hands, waist or torso, and neck. equipments used in kendo: helmet, body armor, gauntlets/gloves, hakama.

shoute iku shoute whena you a swingu! leta youra kiai rerease!

..err ...rawr.. /..\

no nota shoute likea girr. shoute likea RRRAAAAAAAWWRRR!!!

oO "paralyzed"

by ikubaru May 15, 2005

keybonics

Keybonics = when you type on your computer the same stupid butchered version of English
that you talk like with your homies.

Like fo shizzle my dizzle, can you belizzledizzle thisiszzle a wordizzzle ??

by mlegg10 February 7, 2005

ketdown

When someone has sniffed far too much ketamine the night before and now feels delirious, tired and vulnerable. This is similar to a comedown from a night taking ecstasy, but has different effects. This term originates from Nottingham, England where the ketamine scene is very big.

"Fucking hell Gregg you look rough", "Yeah mate, I had 6 lines of wonk last night and Im on a right ketdown"

by Tucka Southgate May 18, 2008

Keyboard Scrabble

A game based on the frustrated jumble of letters that is sometimes expelled from a person during random intervals in any form of text conversation. (IE:lasicnmbcawancnu)

A game of keyboard scrabble is initiated when someone else begins to form a new word out of these letters.

Luke says:
ARG!!
Luke says:
aonaipcawc
Luke says:
keyboard scrabble start!
Ksenn! says:
okay
Luke says:
aaaonipccw
Luke says:
is the letters we have
Ksenn! says:
can we make a phrase?
Luke says:
Yes!
Luke says:
coinapawa!
Ksenn! says:
cow in a paca

by lucid dreamer February 11, 2009

keyboardicus erectus

a keyboard, playing surface, piano or midi controller with an erect key or keys. This malformation is typically due to damage caused by sporadic movement while demonstrating the proper rock-out technique for foot movement, thereby striking the stand on which the keyboard had once rested, causing it to fall to the ground. See also keyboard mashing.

Dude, when you foot-rocked that live tv performance, keyboardicus erectus was born.

by veloriomusic.com April 16, 2009