Ketchup on my lettuce.

A grossed out statement when a girl wants to have any form of sex with you on her period.

Girl: You wana have sex.. I'm sorta on my period though..
Guy: HELL NO! I don't like Ketchup on my lettuce.

by Dizzlefershizzel June 14, 2010

cooter ketchup

Vaginal blood.

Oh no! Third week in the month Mary's cooter ketchup is sure to spill and ruin everyone's vacation!!

by AZ August 26, 2003

tapping the ketchup bottle

The day after a girl has finished her period, then has sex, the next day she bleeds a little more.

I had sex last night with Jon and this morning I was bleeding again I guess he tapped the Ketchup bottle.

My husband was tapping the ketchup bottle to get the last bit out. I was very happy he did!

We were tapping the ketchup bottle and the kids woke up.

by iva pad February 27, 2011

Ketchup drool

The thin nasty liquid that drips from the ketchup bottle before the thick sauce reaches the opening

Don't pour the ketchup bottle over your fries until all the ketchup drool has cleared.

by Ruzi May 27, 2015

ketchup

a euphemism for ecstasy, for talking about it in public
there's no real reason why the word ketchup is used...it just works because it's common and something you ingest

Nightming: i think i had too much ketchup
Jonalina Hunnybuns: no such thing as too much

by jonalina March 10, 2009

pickle in the ketchup

When engaging in sexual intercourse (hetrosexual) when the woman is on her period

AKA, dogging your lady when aunt flo is in town

Pulling out the tampon and proceeding with sexual intercourse, when done pull out and voila a pickle in the ketchup

by Whitie Bear September 18, 2006

With Ketchup

It can be used to add flare or meaning to a sentence. Saying ''With Ketchup'' insinuates that what you are saying carries importance to you or someone else. "He washes his car everyday, with ketchup."

Does not mean the actual sauce most of the time
"I talk serious like I like my snacks, with ketchup," "I just got the new Jordan’s, with ketchup," or "I'll call you later, with ketchup."

It can be used to end nearly every sentence, which is possibly one of the reasons it has caught on so quickly.

by ballerslangnow August 18, 2007