Jonesing

To roast someone for a specific characteristic or trait in a joking manner.

Examples:
“Ol’ hotdog water breath havin’ ass”
“Ol’ peanut head havin’ ass”
“Ol’ not knowing your left from your right, lost in the woods head ass”

Usage:
“Tim was jonesing on Tom so hard”

by Saint Morales December 14, 2022

jonesed up

pumped up, excited and wanting to do something. Example: On the TV series "Fast & Loud" he was about to buy an old lifted van & he asked Aaron what he thought and then he said "You're all jones up, you're gonna sleep in this thing tonight".

I'm all jonesed up to go racing.

by Jonesed Up September 25, 2013

Jimmy Jonesing

When you are addicted to Jimmy John's sandwiches and you haven't eaten there in a while, you start craving it.

Guy 1: Dude its been almost 24 hours since I've eaten at JJ's, I'm starting to withdrawal.

Guy 2: I know man me too, I'm Jimmy Jonesing!

Guy 1: Let's go before it's too late!!!

by Fletch2theSketch October 16, 2008

jonese

A very beautiful girl with the biggest heart. she's very intelligent and smart. She's always there for people and always makes them happy. she's one of the strongest people in the world and deals with her problems by herself

hi it's jonese

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Facebook jonesing

When a person has a strong desire to check their Facebook page but doesn't have access to a computer, mobile device or the site is blocked, usually at work.

Also called "fajonesing"

You must really be Facebook jonesing right now.

by WingoftheSun May 14, 2011

Jim Jonesed

Willingly but not knowingly participating one's own euthanization or extermination.

Hey they just got the JAB. No they didn't, they just got Jim Jonesed

by Jobesd July 28, 2021

Indiana Jonesed

When you’re hitting it from the back and you have your thumb in her ass, you swiftly replace your thumb with your cock before filling her with your load.

“I broke up with him because he Indiana Jonesed me”.

by Hairy dick Humphrey July 18, 2023