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John Cena 

John Felix Anthony Cena Jr., An American professional wrestler currently signed with WWE and actor with net worth of 60 million USD. He plays a good guy using a thug white boy rapper gimmick, often times spitting rhymes before matches and self proclaiming himself as "The Doctor of Thuganomics".
Samuel: Hold up, your saying Nikki Bella is engaged to John Cena, that lame af wrestler that dresses like a child?!
Jedediah: Well yeah but she called it off and dumped his ass because he didn't want to knock her up.
Samuel: tf....that dudes a retard
Jedediah: He's taken a lot of f5s over the years
John Cena by Maxdout May 28, 2021

john cena 

nothing is there
i ain’t cena thing 🙄 get it like john cena
john cena by bigbootybiych July 1, 2021

John Cena 

My wife was tired so I just "John Cena" her instead
John Cena by Bakerman14 August 27, 2021

John Cena 

Is hot
John : "Hey, how do you think I look?"
Joe : "John Cena"

John and Joe later got married and had 3 children
John Cena by hola nino September 24, 2021

John Cena 

A person everyone talks about but no one has ever seen “it”
Person: “This interview is about John Cena but I can only see a chair!”
John Cena by Meneer P September 30, 2021

John Cena 

where is he i cnat see him please help. hes in my house i cant find him.
John Cena by big bald obama October 7, 2021