a short mexican fuck that thinks he’s good at video games. his mustache is the only part of puberty to hit him. He’s a good landscaper, and a great burrito roller!
John is one hell of a landscaper!
by definitelynotjerry June 07, 2020
A German hottie with a sexy pointy dick. The number of atoms in the universe is the closest known estimate of the number of hymens he has destroyed.
by sheeshbutt April 03, 2021
A John is what society calls, a funny man. He does voice impressions and can play Minecraft at the same time while drinking water And playing baseball aswell as piano and voice acting. He is very relaxing and chill, however if you must cross him than he shall never forgive you and shall grudge your for the rest of ur life. He also likes being nice to people but hates being used for his kindness or generosity. He also likes being sarcastic and playing the mythical game “among us”. He also is like very very very tall and will look down at everyone who he sees.
by Joe_mama123 November 23, 2021
A John will lecture you about why Temperate Forest is the best and "u r rong". He is nerdy, cool, and can barely speak English.
A John may also say odd things such as "Yorp", "No shot", or "Dudeski momentum".
A John may also say odd things such as "Yorp", "No shot", or "Dudeski momentum".
"Wow, that John, he has no pants on, but he's so cool."
"This is amazing, John just said a popular word to sound cool!"
"John is actually the best at Mortal Kombat"
"This is amazing, John just said a popular word to sound cool!"
"John is actually the best at Mortal Kombat"
by Petra Jagermeister January 26, 2022
John is the most amazing leader you will ever meet. He is not only known as a great brother but a compassionate and generous spectacular lover! If you ever get the chance to meet John be will obviously be your ideal friend husband or Sir.
John is incredible
by Jjswagisawesome November 25, 2019
“Omfg, why this name, I already knew that this name makes a good friend” To be honest with you. I don’t give a shit if this is repetitive. Just spare me time to explain what this is. Of course that name probably make a good or bad friend but this name is versatile. It is used to avoid awkward noises and it makes it more funny and practical as not only it is used for jokes but no one in the whole fucking universe knows who John is
Steven: “Yo Daniel, you know John?”
Daniel: “Who is John?”
Steven: “John worry about it, mother fucker”
Alex: “Who here needs a break from all this shit?”
Troy: “John”
“Andrew, John is basically representing your life”
Daniel: “Who is John?”
Steven: “John worry about it, mother fucker”
Alex: “Who here needs a break from all this shit?”
Troy: “John”
“Andrew, John is basically representing your life”
by compalomp, comp November 24, 2022
{ Jon or other spellings. }
An extremely smart guy, with amazing preformance arts skills. He is very kind and has a big heart.
He isn’t the best at picking friends, they pull him into bad situations, and into bad habits.
John’s are easily influenced, as they desire approval from their peers. But that can really ruin several of his friendships and other relationships.
An extremely smart guy, with amazing preformance arts skills. He is very kind and has a big heart.
He isn’t the best at picking friends, they pull him into bad situations, and into bad habits.
John’s are easily influenced, as they desire approval from their peers. But that can really ruin several of his friendships and other relationships.
Hey, have you seen how much John has changed?
Yeah, after his friends convinced him to leave his girl, he’s been changing to fit their image.
Yeah, after his friends convinced him to leave his girl, he’s been changing to fit their image.
by WestsideTruth November 08, 2018