Iver Johannes Hoff

A very attractive male, who has an over average sized penis, and totally not under average. How do you even messure the average penis size, how is that possible? Iver messured once and it was very over average, at least 2mm. I think...
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johannes nyman helmerius is the most awesome guy in the world. he is a god and he is the greatest pussyslayer in the world. everyone called johannes nyman helmerius is the best and he is the manliest, strongest, smartest, bravest, and coolest guy
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Johann Nepomuk

A person who is the most actractive guy in the friend group
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Johanne

The best mom you could think of
Person: Your kid looks awful
Johanne: *shoots them*
by Ollibolli November 27, 2021
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