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Jnaldo Skills

These are skills, particularly in football, which are owned by someone who is keen to show them off and get themselves noticed.
"James is really gonna go far.."
"how'd you know?"
"well.. he's got Jnaldo Skills"
by Shazzelle123 October 25, 2008
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Jardgon

Either:
- A mystical being; found mostly in dark, swampy areas. Associated with the dairy family, he/she mostly relates to rare species of walrus. Goes by the name Opletecay Ullshitbay. It's name is only spoken when it's the only thing to come to mind. Usage any other way is illegal in over 500 thousand countries.
pwee BAG: not a bad idea there jardgon
by Neill Cawley May 4, 2007
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Jardie

A term used to describe the feeling of restlessness, pent up energy, or general confusion about what to do with yourself. Similar to the 'jitters' or being 'antsy'.
"I really hope this meeting ends soon..I'm getting jardie from sitting here so long!"
by Lina Marie January 1, 2012
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jardigan

A very thick cardigan almost like a jacket, thus jardigan
Mmm. It's rather cool tonight, I think I'll wear my jardigan out tonight
by Morkyboy October 21, 2015
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Jardart

It is a word that you can use in scrabble
I'm going to jardart you
by Barry the ghost July 27, 2017
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jardean

Jardean is a rare name.

Jardeans are fucking legends and are good at everything. Becareful when messing with him or else he will beat the shit out of you. Usually a lad.
bob: "Jim I think I saw a tough lad down the road"
Jim: "must be a jardean"
by Sike 180 July 31, 2017
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Jardin'd

To be Jardin'd is one of the worst things that could possibly happen to you, imagine your sitting in your physics class and your midget teacher walks in and tells you: "class, remember that you have a test tomorrow." But you haven't been told of this before, then I'm sorry to say but you've been 'Jardin'd'.
For your situation to count as you being jardin'd, you must recieve a notice for your next test in a maximum of a five hour period before your test on a social media platform you don't use.
"Hey, my teacher just fucking jardin'd us for the fourth time in a row today"
Or
"Yo, I've got to hand in homework tomorrow that was just set today"
"You've just been jardin'd brother"
by I eat babies ass June 22, 2017
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