Full House Jinx

The occurrence of exactly 2 people saying the exact same thing at the same time, and 3 different people saying something different, but at the same time as the other 2, while in the presence of each other.

Then only can one person exclaim "Full House Jinx!" and render every participant of the Full House Jinx speechless until they receive an autograph from every actor within the main cast of Full House, the television show.

Derives from the Poker hand.

{10:10:10 p.m.} Jack: I have cancer.
{10:10:10 p.m.} Brad: I hate cancer.
{10:10:10 p.m.} Dave: I won the lottery!
{10:10:10 p.m.} Cecil: I won the lottery!
{10:10:10 p.m.} Tom: I won the lottery!
{10:10:11 p.m.} Skye: Full House Jinx!

by Bradley Giglio June 29, 2008

Sports Illustrated Cover Jinx

A curse that happens after a sports personality appears on the cover of Sports Illustrated. After they appear on the cover, they have a bad performance.

I just hope our team isn't the latest victim of the Sports Illustrated Cover Jinx

by StoogeWatcher January 5, 2011

Jinx, you owe me a soda

This is a fraise said when two people simultaneously say the same word or reference. You can also counter-fraise it by saying, ‘Soda machine is out of order, please put in another quarter’

“I really want ice cream!” They both exclaimed. “Jinx, You owe me a soda!” April giggles.

by Kitty-Cat-Nwikki March 13, 2018

Jinx! Blackout! You owe me a soda!

When you say the same thing at the same time as someone else, you can say jinx. If you say jinx first the other person can’t talk unless you say their name 3 times. Sometimes, they can talk, they just owe you something. So this phrase came along. I’m not sure we’re the blackout part came from. So when you say jinx first, instead of making someone silent, you can say Jinx! Blackout! You owe me a soda! And yeah, they owe you a soda. Sometimes people will say a variant of this where they say Jinx! You owe me a Coke!

Person 1 and Person 2:Hey!
Person 1:Jinx! Blackout! You owe me a soda!
Person 2:Hey! Ugh…*gives them a Coke*

by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 May 29, 2023

dick jinx

when a man is having sex, and misses that girl's asshole, stabbing her buttcheek with his penis and fractures it, and screams

"Mark and Jamie were doing some hardcore sex scene in a porn movie, but Mark totally was dick jinxed and really fucked up"

"AHHH! Dick Jinxed! SHIT!"

by Johnny Ham November 9, 2014

Bubonic Jinx

"When playing a game, you can jinx another player, causing them to mess up on their play. However, if you're feeling particularly cocky, the jinx may backfire on you. This principle holds true in sports as well. Legend has it that the Cleveland Cavaliers secured their championship in 2016 through a supposed 'Bubonic Jinx,' and similarly, the Indians were said to be under its influence that same year. Yet, the jinx, rather ironically, backfired on the Indians that year."

1."You snap your finger" 2. Damn son, the fuck did you do. 1.Bubonic Jix your ass son. Now, give him snake eyes. 2. "Fuck yo shit bitch" rolls a snake eyes . "Mother fucker man!"

Back fire Bubonic Jinx

Use your head.

by Wizard of Cleveland January 22, 2024

Jinx

one of the best cats ever.
a cat that was found in a field behind someone's house and has very big feet and green eyes.
almost on par with other funny cats like floppa and plinka
(very cute)

Person 1: yo look at this cat called jinx
Person 2: holy shit its cute
Person 1: im still amazed by it

by glurt January 26, 2022