like the unicorn jesus is fictional but is believed to be real by a large amount of people who also believe that their is a very large invisible man in the sky.
He is said to have died on the cross for our sins. Then came back and then died again.
He is said to have died on the cross for our sins. Then came back and then died again.
person 1'Hey look a unicorn'
person 2'unicorns arent real idiot'
Person 1'hey look jesus'
person 2'what? where?'
person 1' jesus isnt real idiot'
person 2'unicorns arent real idiot'
Person 1'hey look jesus'
person 2'what? where?'
person 1' jesus isnt real idiot'
by jenibi November 20, 2011
Get the jesusmug. by Kaworukun September 13, 2007
Get the jesusmug. coined the term "amen" after creating the practice of baptism where he dunks people's heads into water and stares at their ass. jesus is a lgbtqa+ icon therefore he is a lesbian protector and a great appreciator of men ass.
by shits on the grass you touch May 11, 2021
Get the jesusmug. gonna be the guy who's gonna fuck up your life because you're gonna give into his mind games and shit like that. all he wants to do with you is fuck, fuck, and fuck because he's always bored and has no one to hangout with. basically a MAN HOE...
my life was going great until jesus started talking to me. yeah it was cool and shit since he kissed me, but later i found out he's hoeing around with other girls and flirting with anyone who gets in his way...
by life is hard bc of guys April 8, 2019
Get the jesusmug. Developed from the Old Persian "Yazhus", meaning "Anal Lord".
From ~1500BCE to ~60AD the Middle East was ruled by "Zgenhhus" - heterosexual Kings who spread their empire by impregnating hundreds, sometimes thousands of women in a lifetime.
The famous Jesus Christ (Yashua Bin Josef) was supposed to be the next in the natural line of these, as governed by the Magi, or Wise Men.
However, being agressively homosexual, he instead gained the nickname "Yazhus" (Anal Lord) and discontinued this line, causing thousands of years of worldwide war.
Historical experts agree that the reason of his terrible execution is not because of his flamboyent speeches. It is actually because he broke into the Roman ranks often and paraded around wearing nothing but a crown of psychoactive plants on his head, tricking the soldiers into being drug-induced rape victims.
From ~1500BCE to ~60AD the Middle East was ruled by "Zgenhhus" - heterosexual Kings who spread their empire by impregnating hundreds, sometimes thousands of women in a lifetime.
The famous Jesus Christ (Yashua Bin Josef) was supposed to be the next in the natural line of these, as governed by the Magi, or Wise Men.
However, being agressively homosexual, he instead gained the nickname "Yazhus" (Anal Lord) and discontinued this line, causing thousands of years of worldwide war.
Historical experts agree that the reason of his terrible execution is not because of his flamboyent speeches. It is actually because he broke into the Roman ranks often and paraded around wearing nothing but a crown of psychoactive plants on his head, tricking the soldiers into being drug-induced rape victims.
by Christian Sur July 31, 2008
Get the jesusmug. by anony23 April 30, 2009
Get the jesusmug.