Jazzy Johns are women who sleep with married men who are her Johns. You will find her out almost every night drunk and high at a bar twerking. She will have multiple children by multiple men. Jazzy Johns will often have an odor caused by the collection of semen from her many partners, stds, and a bacteria in her vagina. Her hair will be unnatural colored ie orange, blue, green. Employment options range from drink server, hotel room cleaners or any job that pays under the table. Jazzy Johns are loud, uneducated, wear too small ill fitting clothes that are poorly made but still she feels she is Jazzy. She will have several repossessions and evictions.
by Mrs. Buford May 21, 2016
The gayest sexual act known to gay kind. It involves two consenting males spreading their cheeks as far as they can and then rubbing their taint assholes over black christian church benches. Once the pews are assed out the homosexuals will scream vile accusations about white Jesus.
Tim:My asshole burns like hell!
John:I know we shouldn't have did that Jazzy Dumbldore on those wooden benches!!
Tim: Let's go to that nice Baptist church next time.
John:I know we shouldn't have did that Jazzy Dumbldore on those wooden benches!!
Tim: Let's go to that nice Baptist church next time.
by HU3YS_A_FREEMAN March 17, 2017
Jazzy DeSilva is a YouTube star that makes videos such as vlogs, makeup, etc. Her parents are Chris and Marina and she has two brothers named Mekai and Gabriel. She grew up in California along with most of her family.
by monkey.toilets January 03, 2019
Snazzy Jazzy is a phrase that describes something you really enjoy, something that catches your interest and enthralls you enough to ask questions.
That joke is very snazzy jazzy; where did you hear it?
I love that shirt you bought! Very snazzy jazzy!
I love that shirt you bought! Very snazzy jazzy!
by EEA April 03, 2006
1.) a "crunk" being that originates in an urban settlement and draws fellow people to celebrate and party around this person
2.)always has some sort of bottle in hand and takes pictures to post on a social networking site.
2.)always has some sort of bottle in hand and takes pictures to post on a social networking site.
by kamakazepilot December 07, 2009
A way of ones speaking when they are over texts or in front of a crowd or person they are trying to impress by talking shit to an individual that would beat the fuck out of them if they were confronted.
That bitch texted me with that jazzy mouth talking shit, but I bet when I pull up she shut the fuck up and respect my presence.
by Staceyy Lynn @ Thabombdottcom March 20, 2022
(1) Finding a cool new method for an everyday task.
(2) An unusual and unique way to accomplish something - typically done with mad-unique style
(2) An unusual and unique way to accomplish something - typically done with mad-unique style
(1) I hate using the sidewalk - I typically jazzy freehand my way through the park to school.
(2) Mel and I was paintin the park the other day - and 'stead of just sprayin our logos - we jazzy freehanded two twisted dragons eating a midget that spelled out our names.
(2) Mel and I was paintin the park the other day - and 'stead of just sprayin our logos - we jazzy freehanded two twisted dragons eating a midget that spelled out our names.
by bbutler September 03, 2008