Defecating while simultaneously masturbating. The climax can be most efficiently achieved by doing so while you wipe.
"Have you heard that Eric added 10 minutes of free time to his day by Crapper Jackin' ? "
"No shit... I guess I'll have to try it out sometime"
"No shit... I guess I'll have to try it out sometime"
by the super bukkake July 15, 2017
A thing a guy says when he’s about to reach an orgasm, commonly used when a guy is jerking off. He’s typically in his christian mothers basement trying to make it seem like he’s praying but he’s not. Obviously.
by Ben jackinoff in yamomma November 15, 2022
by The Omega Parmesan Wedge August 28, 2022
There’s two types: one for stealing which potentially comes from “hijacking” but can also be attached to the second meaning, which means to lay claim to, which in essence if you “claim” something that isn’t yours you’re jackin lol. So they are interchangeable, but the latter can be affixed to anything, while the former is more restricted.
Urban = African American Slang
Urban = African American Slang
First meaning: He jacks his brother’s shoes all the time. He needs to stop jackin’ people’s stuff
Second meaning: You don’t know shit, so you need to back off jackin info you don’t know anything about.
Second meaning: You don’t know shit, so you need to back off jackin info you don’t know anything about.
by OsunAshe December 26, 2021
Example: When you play 2 hours of ladder matches in CR just to lose 200 trophies in the the span of 5 matches.
Person 1: I just lost 3 ladder matches in a row cuh!
Person 2: You must've got a severe case of Jackinitis!
Person 1: I just lost 3 ladder matches in a row cuh!
Person 2: You must've got a severe case of Jackinitis!
by Deezwheez July 02, 2022
by JackerOffer6969 March 03, 2021
when you hear/see someone listing watching singing talking thinking about Justin Beiber at the same time that you are.
*both singing at same time*
Girl 1: "I need somebody to love"
Girl 2: "Never Say Never"
*both yelling*
Girl 1: Hey Bitch you Beiber Jackin!!!
Girl 2:What evs hoe I was singing first!!!
Girl 1: "I need somebody to love"
Girl 2: "Never Say Never"
*both yelling*
Girl 1: Hey Bitch you Beiber Jackin!!!
Girl 2:What evs hoe I was singing first!!!
by Peric E. Nukka February 16, 2011