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Invisible beef

1: When you’re having beef with someone but the other person doesn’t know/ you haven’t said anything

2: when your mad at someone and they’re mad at you but you two act like nothings wrong

“God, Taylor got on my nerves. I won’t say anything to her though, I’ll just have invisible beef with her. “
by Anonymousbitch17 June 13, 2018
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Invisible Curb

When you stubble on a sidewalk on absolutely nothing, yet you look back as if a huge curb jumped up and caused you to trip!
Mike: Did you just see that guy trip?
Tom: Yup, nothing in front of him and he stumbled like an invisible curb was there!
by Urban humor September 21, 2017
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invisible pants

the lines on your legs from the imprint of your skinny jeans
'oh, Liz has a case of the invisible pants because of her too tight jeans.'
by alienatedbread May 22, 2017
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Invisible Cities

A book that, when read to you, sounds better when you are naked.
Listening to Invisible Cities was so amazing with my pants off.
by hippogriffy December 7, 2020
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the cloak of invisibility

Where one hides their true nature and personality in order to portray another more seemingly advantageous persona.
Usually adorned for personal gain, or more deeply, from fear.
Merrill had so many inner demons that he decided it was best to wear the cloak of invisibility and keep them to himself.
Selfish bastard &-l
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by Merrill & Kierkegaard October 1, 2013
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Invisible Banjo

statement describing act of masturbation, can be used for men or women
I was walking through the park and saw a peron playing the invisible banjo, I immediately called the police.
by meeshdoogle June 20, 2012
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invisible shit

the felling of dropping the Cosbys at the pool but nothing comes out
damn the invisible shit strikes again
by tbone18118 April 5, 2020
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