impossible girl

A girl who drives her man mad. Madly in love. She does the impossible and changes him for the better. She will always stay with the man who calls her this.

You are my impossible girl!

by I've changed January 22, 2014

impasta

A piece of pasta found with other pasta noodles that do not share its type.
Formed from "imposter" and "pasta."

"That's not macaroni - impasta!

by Daveman October 24, 2005

impossible sit-up

the impossible sit-up(often called the olympic sit-up) is completed by asking an individual to lie on the ground in standard, bent-knee sit-up position while one accomplice blind folds or holds a towel or similar item over the eyes and holds the individual's head to the ground. the second accomplice gets into a squatting position with ass bare. the victim is signalled to attempt to sit-up against the pressure applied by the towel to the head. the towel holder simply releases the towel which allows the victim to sit up with nose directly into accomplice two's ass crack. a fart may be added as a bonus. the name "impossible" is intended to entice an overconfident victim into attempting this athletic feat. occasionally, idiotic victims might not even require the blind fold and will simply close their eyes. technique may be modified depending on intelligence level or sobriety of victim.

"Damn Bruce, your abs are ripped! I bet you could be the first guy I've ever heard of that can do an impossible sit-up."

by monkey12 June 25, 2005

impotent

the act of not being able to get hard, commonly when needed

I went to bang my girlfriend but i found i had become impotent

by darkbutterz February 13, 2006

n'importe quoi

french. meaning for whatever.

claire: "va te faire foutre!" (go fuck yourself!)
jean-paul: "n'importe quoi!" (whatever!)

by afterpartyboy April 17, 2005

impossible

Some of the greatest achievements are made by people too stupid to know they are imposible.
Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the work they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. They laguhed at me and told me it was impossible to achieve my goals.
They soon found out IMPOSSIBLE IS NOTHING.

impossible is nothing

by renae blough April 8, 2004

Imposterize

"to pretent to be someone else on the internet using borrowed pictures"

I Imposterized that person on facebook, stole all their pics and pretended to be them.

by Azz99 September 15, 2009