imped

A classy way to silence classless spam callers.

Whenever my crazy ex-boyfriend calls, he gets imped immediately.

by impimp August 11, 2022

imp

Harjan Mathuara is an imp. It means your a midget!

"Look at that imp Harjan Mataru"

by yloiung moneu November 28, 2022

irish imp

better described as the mix of fireball cinnamon whiskey & baileys irish cream. truely devilish mix that cums in your mouth.

Bill: Have you tried an irish imp?
Tim: Yes, practically cummed in my mouth!

by saegul March 5, 2022

Vlad the Imp (Pays L'hier)

person. Russian leader famous for his diminutive stature, broad puckish sense of humour, and his misguided desire to restore the glories of yesterday to his country. The practical jokes he has played on Europe, often involving complex troop movements, false accusations of Nazification, and massive death counts, are considered by some to be legendary, although, admittedly, you really had to be there, trembling under his maniacal gaze in the Kremlin war office, to truly appreciate his wit.

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I hear Vlad the Imp (Pays L'hier) will visit Paris in the spring. He plans to see the sights, destroy the sights, then crap in Napoleon’s alabaster sarcophagus.

What a joker!

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by gnostic3 March 6, 2022

imp

It’s simping without the s meaning you listen to simp music or act like a simp without having someone to simp for.

“Let’s imp”

by hmuch June 4, 2021

$imp

Someone who gives a lot of money away
Pronounced money-simp

He’s such a $imp!

by yeltsA kciR May 26, 2021

Chametz Imp

(n.) A mischievious little creature that likes to throw out people's bread and grains and burn it, and they get especially rampant during Passover. Occasionally, they'll even hide your matzah if you aren't paying attention. If you ever spot a chametz imp, don't chase them. Just let them do their thing. Eventually they'll get bored and leave. But they never leave for too long, they always come back in around a couple weeks. Chametz imps look like little cubes with the flag of Israel on them.

"That darn chametz imp burned my bread! I was going to eat some toast!"
"It's Passover, dude."
"Oh..."

by US-IL December 20, 2024